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This guy is Someone's father I know well, mixed in with me, who I know really well.  This stuff just kills me because it's so true.   I love 'tell it like it is' people, and this guy is the king.

"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants."

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

“The whole world is fueled by bullshit… What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I’m giving it to him.”

"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

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